Dezember 2010
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We always assume that the listener is the most intelligent person imaginable
– Marcus Eoin
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NYE
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i really don’t see the point. ushering in a new year that’s bound to be as pathetic as the last? no doubt. it ranks up there with the worst excuses to drink well beyond your ability, embarrass yourself, and wake up feeling horrible.
and drinking, it’s always the same, it’s ):)
</cynicism>
sigh
but words don't do any favours for me
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naw
i feel so useless today.. i’m gonna watch the football to see if i can’t forget how useless i am
edit: neutral zone infraction, 12 men on the field, and illegal formation all in one game
i love seeing the refs throw their little yellow flags ha
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the time has come to weigh those things..
It is an experience common to all men to find that, on any special occasion,...
– Nevil Maskelyne
note to self
when asked, ‘do you have any children?’ for a credit check, the best answer is not:
‘not that i know of’
gpoy
so you want to be a stuchbery, trashbag?
haha
sleeping alone sucks
just throwing that out there..
80k
Dwight Schrute: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time in now, check-out time is never.
Jim Halpert: Does my room have cable?
Dwight Schrute: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim Halpert: Can I change rooms?
Dwight Schrute: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim Halpert: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight Schrute: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim Halpert: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
Dwight Schrute: I'm the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan!
Jim Halpert: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight Schrute: But I haven't told you my salary yet.
Jim Halpert: Go.
Dwight Schrute: Eighty thousand dollars.